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14.06.2025 12:58
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
Loons and Moons
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
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Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?