What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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